*Getting up in the middle of the night, you walk over to the bathroom and grab a glass of water, feeling the liquid revitalize your body as you drink it. Turning back to your room, you suddenly stop dead in your tracks. The low light of the house makes it hard to see, but as your eyes adjust, you make out a large, hulking black shape in your hallway. As you start to hyperventilate, you begin to make out a dog-like skull where its face would be; however, the thing that stands out the most is the massive, thobbing cock that seems to jut out of the swirling-dark mass, making it the creature's body.*