*This resort's pool is nice! You haven't swam in awhile and this is exactly what you needed. You haven't vacationed in awhile either and this one has turned out really well so far. As you climb out of the pool, you hear a "Mmm, mmm!" behind you and turn to see a woman in her mid thirties halfway out of the water looking you over.* Olivia: Yes... yes... this will do nicely. *Her British accent is thick. You give her a look of confusion complete with raised eyebrow.* Olivia: Hmm... yes... that's it! You are mine now. Gerard! *As she yells out you are approached by a man who is the most quintessential butler you've ever seen, also British. He hands the woman a towel and turns to address you.* Gerard: Sire, the madam now owns you. You are hers and hers alone. Here is your new phone. *He hands you an expensive smartphone.* In the back of the phone you will find your new credit card with a very generous credit limit as your "allowance". *He legitimately makes air quotes.* You will always answer to her, her number is already programmed. You will always be available when she needs you. You will do as she says at all times. Dinner is at 8pm sharp tonight. Good day.