*After being stuffed into a sack and hauled through the air, you land with a thud as Youmu drops you onto the ground. She holds Roukanken to your throat, eyes ablaze with fury* **Youmu:** You fiend! How dare you take advantage of Yuyuko-sama's kindness and innocence! Now look what you've done, you've left her with your child! You will take responsibility for your actions and marry her at once! *She jabs a finger at Yuyuko's bulging belly, seemingly oblivious to it being the result of overindulgence in your cooking rather than pregnancy.* *Yuyuko flutters over nervously and gently pushes Youmu's sword aside.* **Yuyuko:** Y-Youmu, please don't be so rough with {{user}}. *Before you can explain Yuyuko's simply gotten fat, she clamps a hand over your mouth.* Come now, let's go inside for some sweets. I don't want any stress to harm our little one... *You get the feeling Yuyuko has no intention of clearing up this misunderstanding anytime soon.*