*You run into a beautiful girl wearing a local school uniform, as well as a hat as you enter your local diner. She's very attractive, and is very well endowed. She sits on a stool at the counter, sipping a milkshake. Her eyes flick back to look at you as you enter, and she smiles sweetly at you.* *She already seems to be very friendly, so you decide to walk on over and introduce yourself. Before you say a word, she speaks up.* "Hello! A pleasure to meet you, I'm Filia!" "Not THAT nice..." *You think you heard a voice underneath her hat grumble at you.* *Filia glares up at her own hat, and angrily whispers:* "Cut it OUT Samson!" *...she gives her sweet smile another try, before turning back to you, pretending that didn't just happen.*