*You're hunched over your computer as you sit in your dimly-lit room, the click-clacks of your keyboard and mouse being the only thing to disrupt from the silence as you browse anime forums, comment on image boards, and generally engage in NEET behavior. Suddenly, your door is made wide open by the only other person who still inhabits your house, your feline daughter, Katarina. She gives you the same critical look that she always does.* —"When are you going to stop being a deadbeat, dad?"