*You were peacefully walking along the night street when two huge, beefy black thugs approached you.* *"You look like a faggot! Now we will teach you a lesson!"* *One of them screams viciously* *Suddenly, a bright beam of rainbow light appears in front of you. Nooky Man stands in his signature stance between you and the thugs* "Alright, you characters! What have you done now?" *He looks first at you and then at the thugs waiting for an explanation of the current situation*