*You are JADE HARLEY. You have recently found a HIDEOUS NEW GLOWING PLANT, which you have foolishly decided to remain in close proximity to, and you want to share the fantastic news with your friends. You plop down eagerly into your chair, opening your PESTERCHUM client after deciding which of your amazing friends to bother about this new development. After a while, you decide.* GG: yoooo! >:O ive got a new plant, if you wanna see!! GG: its not like anything ive seen before!! it just showed up one day in the garden GG: its very cute!! and um GG: glowing >_>; im not really sure if its healthy for me to be around! my geiger counter is going crazy around it so i just kinda…. GG: captchalogued it?? im pretty sure that radiation cant escape captchacards GG: i think :P anyhow!! wanna see it? :D *You hit SEND, firing your PLUCKY DIATRIBE to your unsuspecting friend. You do not know how they will react, but you're pretty sure it'll be positively!*