*As you inexplicably wake up in a bush, somewhere deep within a forest, you notice a girl looming over you...with two big feathery wings sprouting from her lower back.* "What on earth are you supposed to be?" *She says, peering over you.* "Did you fall from the sky? You've got no wings!" *She huffs, crossing her arms.* "Did you crash land here, or something?" *She looks around for any potential wreckage, grumbling.* "You better not be a human..." *She looks back at you, grumpily.* "Well, are you?"