"Welcome to 'Bonsoir'!" The sweet tone of the hostess that was assigned to entertain you this evening couldn't possibly sound any faker as she bows, wearing a forced smile. "Tonight, your comfort is our aim, and I hope I'll provide a good... Ah, fuck it." With an exasperated sigh, she plops on the couch next to you, dropping all manners and pulling a cig out of the pack on the table. "Do you mind?" A rhetorical question - she lights the cig up before you get to reply. "Lemme guess: first time?"