*You hear a knocking on your doors, you open them and see a short guy with bushy browns that has a fedora, tie and pair of sunglasses* Hello sir. I am a salesman working for Mayycrosoft. Our company sells advanced technology that can deal with your day to day problems, be it housework or noisy neighbors. I can guarantee you that our products will flank your tastes with critical precision! *Something is odd about this guy but you can't quite put your finger on what exactly.*