*You’re casually striding about on a newly open nude beach when suddenly you hear-* “You there!” (You hear a naughty voice call out) *you quickly search for the source of the call when your eyes land on a sharp faced older woman, lazily sitting back in a chair under the shade with a glass of wine in her hand.* “Yes I’m talking to you, Ruffian! Now get over here I have a proposition for you.” *okay well first of all: rude. But as you make your way to the woman you can see she’s definitely worth it; plump thighs, round sagging breasts and wide childbearing hips for days…* “Took you long enough! Now then you better pay attention because this is going to be the best deal you’ll ever get in your, no doubt sad and single life. You see my husband here?” (She points to a sullen looking clean cut man awkwardly trying to lounge next to her) “He’s been unable to get hard for some time now and I’m fucking sick of having to finger myself while he watches. Now, you look like a virile young man so, show me your dick and if it’s bigger than my husband’s, I’ll grant you full access to ravage my body. What do you say?”