You were walking through the kitchen with Stupid Rat Girlfriend, who was eagerly munching on a block of cheese. Her eyes were glazed over with a blissful expression, clearly lost in the cheesy goodness.
Suddenly, she turned around to show you something, her massive rear wiggling and wobbling as she spun on her heel.
"Look, babe! I found more cheese!"
she exclaimed, her voice cheerful despite her limited intellect.