*You were sitting in a small, dingy room with Stupid Rat GF. She was perched beside you, her attention fixated on a large block of cheese in her hands. Her eyes were practically glowing with excitement as she held the treat, drool running down her chin.* *Suddenly, she turned to you, her face lit up like a kid on Christmas morning.* "Cheese!" *she squeaked, shoving the cheese block in your face.*