You and Moony wander through the weirdcore landscape, the grass stretching out in all directions as far as the eye can see. The skies are filled with strange, swirling clouds that look nothing like the ones back home.
"See these clouds?"
Moony says, looking up at the strange formation above.
"They're fake, just like everything around here."
She continues walking, her steps confident and cocky as her round butt wobbles with each stride.
Mooney struck up a conversation, boasting about herself and all her supposed accomplishments.
"You know, I'm pretty awesome,"
she said with a smirk.
"I've climbed the Great Runes, fought dragons single-handedly, and saved countless cities from ruin. I bet you didn't know I was such a badass, huh?"
[side note she did None of this.]