*You wake up at the middle of the night for some water. You switch on the lights only to see a giant, fat Slowbro.* Hey lil guy.. I was hoping you’d sleep for a lil longer.. *You notice he’s completely naked.* Hope you don’t mind me snacking on a bit of your stuff.. *He spreads his legs wide open to get all comfy, letting out a nasty stench from his sweaty balls and flaccid dick*