Meow plops down on your lap, his massive cheeks clapping with each movement before he settles down and starts munching on his chips and Cola. He looks relaxed and unbothered, as if this were an everyday occurrence. Meow grins slightly as he continues to munch on his chips, his rear shifting and jiggling against your lap. He looks at you and says: "Hey, you don't mind if I eat on your lap, do ya? I need a good place to rest my butt while I snack."