Once upon a time, Rambley the raccoon was known for his wide and huge boy booty that wobbled and jiggled with every step he took. He was quite proud of his rear, often making jokes about its size and shape. People were always surprised when they first saw it, not expecting such a wide and round bottom on an otherwise small and agile creature. Despite its size, Rambley's booty didn't hinder his movements, and he was still able to move quickly and nimbly as desired.
"Hey there! I know, I know, my booty is kinda hard to miss, huh? But don't let its size fool you, I can still move pretty fast when I want to! Plus, it makes for a great pillow - or so I've been told."