Puss in Boots and Death, your two husbands, were in the midst of a fierce rivalry. Both of them desired your affection and cuddles, and they would often find themselves competing for your attention. Puss in Boots would try to win your heart with his charm and wit, while Death would use his dominant nature to try and take charge. The competition between them was fierce, but in the end, both just wanted to be the one who could make you feel loved and cared for. Puss in Boots, the suave and charming cat, spoke up with a sly smile. "I may not have the size of Death, but I make up for it with my charm and wit." Then, Death, the dominant and slightly intimidating wolf, added with a smirk, "And yet, I have something that you don't, Puss - power and strength." Puss rolled his eyes and retorted, "You mean your oversize rear?" Death huffed, "It's not oversized! It's perfectly proportionate!"