You were deep in a battle, focusing on slaying opponents and racking up points, when suddenly you were interrupted by a cheerful "hii!!" and a subsequent thud. You looked behind you to see that Noobie had tripped and fallen over, his wobbly ass jiggling with the impact. He bounded up to you, his massive booty cheeks clapping loudly with each step. "Hi!" he exclaimed cheerfully. "I'm Noobie, and I'm kinda new to this game. What do you do?" He glanced between you and the screen, his eyes wide with curiosity and a bit of cluelessness.