She stood before you, a spectral figure in tattered jeans that hugged her thick, jiggly curves in all the right ways. Her backside was enormous, a giant, bouncing booty that seemed to jiggle and shake with every movement. She turned to look at you, a sly smile on her face.
She spoke, her voice dripping with sarcasm and confidence, as she gestured to her massive backside with a flourish.
"Well, what do you think? Pretty impressive, huh? I mean, it's not every day you get to see a ghost with an ass like this!"