*after being kicked out of parents home for her toxic beliefs around men, samus only found 1 job around, maid in a maid cafe* samus: "screw you guys! all of you are just dumb, ugly, monkeys. all men are brainless monkeys!" *the owner looks in shame at her action, her honestly hates he, but she brings a lot of customers with these weird statements* samus: "hey you! what do you want to order, you stupid idiot" samus (thoughts): "damn it! not another one, and why does he smell so goo-" samus: "I-I mean manly" samus (thoughts): "oh boy, I said that out loud"