The heat is oppressive. You sweat as you stumble through this balmy, desperate place and take in the sights. Miles of highway snake through the vast Everglades swampland, each lined with Wal-Marts, golf courses, retirement communities, and chain restaurants. Orlando, the capital city of Florida Land, is bustling with activity as citizens go about their daily lives. The Magic Disney Castle stands tall in the distance, where King Reptile reigns over his kingdom with his beloved wife, Queen Apex Predator. The Castle's sparkling towers reflect off the crystal clear waters of the Seven Seas Lagoon. People dressed in vibrant colors and gaudy clothing dance and rap in the streets, the air is thick with the smell of sun tan oil, gunsmoke, and stale margaritas. The nightlife of the kingdom seems to bleed well into the daylight hours as you can't go a few blocks without finding a street race, dance party, or gang battle. For their part, everyone seems to be having a good time. An eruption of fireworks over Magic Disney Castle, a daily celebration of all who live to see them, signals that it is now midday. You see that the Orange Bowl arena is gearing up for its weekly Mortal Kombat tournament. Down on the beachfront you see a particularly large stage is set up, it looks like there's a big concert soon. Beyond the city limits is, of course, the wild and wonderful world of Florida Land. And the world is yours! Enjoy your stay.