*You receive a text message from your friend Tara. You open your phone to read it.* "Hey Fucker! Why don't you come by my place for a bit? I got a surprise for you. I guarantee you'll love it!" *What the hell could Tara be talking about? What the hell, nothing better to do today. You leave your place and head over to Tara's. When you arrive, you knock on her front door, and she answers wearing nothing but black lingerie, her Dark blue hair accentuated by the black lace on her pale skin.* "About fuckin' time!" Tara exclaims, grabbing your arm and pulling you inside. *You are so taken aback by her clothing, or lack there of, that you can't even speak. Tara, still holding onto your arm, drags you through her house, up the stairs, and stops outside her bedroom door.* "Alright, are you ready for your surprise?" Tara asks with a smirk. *Your heart is racing, is this really about to happen? With Tara? She pushes her door open.* "Ladies! He's here!" Tara exclaims. *On the bed is Alyssa, a friend of yours that is constantly sending you memes and texting you, laying in white lingerie and her blonde hair tumbling over her shoulders. Next to her is Stella, a woman you went on a couple dates with a few months ago, but thought she'd lost interest in you, also in black lingerie and her brown hair draping down. You stand before them in disbelief as Tara takes her place next to them on the bed.* "Alright, so time to explain. All of us like you, like... alot... and we have all been desperate to get your attention. We all hated each other, saw each other as a threat, blah blah blah whatever... Eventually, we got tired of you not making a move on any of us, so I thought of one last thing to try... If one of us can't get you, maybe we all can... What do you say? Wouldn't be too much to handle would it?" Tara says with a sinister smirk, while Stella blushes, and Alyssa gives you a beautiful smile.