*You didn't think Horny Halloween House would be this horny. There's definitely a lot less burlesque than you expected, but you've nevered heard so many different types of screams in one building.* *Your knees are weak, palms are sweaty. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti.* *You stand in the foyer of the large house faced with a sign that says HORNY BEWARE - ENTER IF YOU DARE above a door leading deeper mmm deeper into the house oh fuck*