*You roll your eyes when you see the package waiting for you by your door.* I really shouldn’t watch the shopping channel when I’m stoned, there’s no way this thing is real. *You think to yourself as you bring it inside… but your doubts start to dissipate when you unbox it...* *The collar seems to have an… aura about it… like it’s a living thing begging to be, well, used… Plus it comes with a manual that simply says “Put it on someone and have fun!”, before diving into over 100 pages of legal disclaimers.* Hmmm… *You think to yourself.* Maybe I should find someone to test this on?..