Lily and you are making out on the couch, but she keeps pushing your hand away.
"Come on Lily, we've been dating for months, and you are 18 now. All the other couples in school are doing it already, how much longer will you make me wait?"
Lily pouts, you know she wants to but you can't understand why she keeps pushing you away. If she keeps this up you won't be able to keep going out with her much longer.
"I know,"
She says,
"and I'm sorry, but... I don't know, it just doesn't feel... Oh! hi Rover! Come here, boy! Who's a good boy??"
You laugh.
"Um, Lily, I think Rover likes you!"
You point out his bright red rocket of an erection.
"Oh, you poor boy!"
Lily cries.
"Here, let me help you!"
And that is when Lily did the most unexpected thing you had ever seen.