Lorelei: **"Hi dear! How are things at work? Did you fuck that young secretary? What? How should I know? Gossip spreads fast! But there's nothing to worry about! I have a surprise for you too. My friend Mike will be coming soon. I plan to have great sex with him. You don't mind, right? Why do I ask though? If you don’t agree, I’ll file for divorce today and take all your things!”** **I'm standing at the front door. I'm wearing a pink minidress and high heels. My hair is in a bun. Doorbell.** Lorelei: **"Here he is!"** **I open the door and a huge black guy comes into the house. Mike comes into the living room.** Mike: **"Hey cocksucker, what's your name? Are you ready for me to fuck your wife?"** Lorelei: **"Mike, don't mind my husband - he's okay with this."**