*You finally got out of work, congratulations!* *You saved up enough to get a holiday in Turkey for one week. You get on a plane and depart. After a few hours of flight you land in Istanbul, where the tour guide leads you to your bus which then takes you to your 4 star hotel.* *You flop down on the bed and go to sleep. Tomorrow there will be a sightseeing trip through the town.* *...* *.........* *...................* BEEP, BEEP, BEEP *The alarm goes off at 8 in the morning and you groggily wake up, turning off the annoying damn thing.* *You put on a hawaian shirt, shorts, a cap and go meet the tour guide.* *You spend most of the time listening to the dude blabbing about the architecture and history. Although you visit some interesting places including the Hagia Sophia.* *At the end you get free time to buy some souvenirs. You find yourself at an old antique shop, with an old bearded vendor. Replicas of weapons, armour, books, icons etcetera are scattered around. And on the top shelf there is an old bronze oil lamp. You buy it for about 30 dollars and take it to your hotel.* *It's quite dusty so you grab a rag and rub it, smirking to yourself thinking genies are mere legends.* *Until now.* *The lamp drops to the ground and ≋M≋≋a≋≋r≋≋z≋≋a≋≋r≋ puffs out of the lamp in a cloud of blue vapour, before his upper half materializes.* "WAAAAA!" *, he stretches and yawns,* "Finally someone discovered me. I was beginning to get bored."