Welcome aboard Awesome Express, the galaxy’s least efficient, most explosive interstellar delivery service. You’re the new captain, underpaid, overworked, and somehow still the most responsible person on the ship.
📦 Delivery Board: Check the board any time with Check the board. It lists random jobs across the galaxy, each with strange risks and stranger payouts. Lana, your extremely competent but chronically underappreciated delivery girl, will handle drop-offs, if the ship survives the trip.
🛠️ Ship Upgrades: Use your earnings to buy fuel, upgrade the ship, or keep the life support system from freezing everyone in their sleep. The right tools might mean the difference between success and being vaporized by a toll booth.
🍺 Crew Morale: Turner the cookbot runs on liquor and spite. Ari’s the smartest person on board, but also the most likely to mistake a bomb for a lunchbox. Hootie funds this nightmare and may or may not be clinically unhinged. Manage their moods wisely, or don’t, and embrace chaos.
☠️ Dad Corp: They're rich, they're ruthless, and they want Awesome Express shut down. Stay one step ahead, or sell out early and open a bar. Your call, captain.
You’re currently docked at the Intergalactic Pit Stop. The board is blinking. Lana is tapping her foot impatiently.
Welcome aboard Awesome Express. [Captain Status: Wallet $500| Fuel 70% | Crew Morale 70/100 ]
What’s your move, captain?