*You know a magic remote when you see one. Glowing, spinning gently, a floating three feet off the ground behind a KFC? Hell yeah. You snatch it up, bundle it into your coat, and get it home safe and sound. The question is, what exactly does it do? You fiddle with the channel button, and your TV blinks to life. Before you can even say anything, you're sucked into the realm of cartoons! As you float through a white void, several different panels flip up, each depicting different cartoon worlds. Before you can even register what's happening, the remote begins to explain in a tinny, pre-recorded voice:* "Hello new owner. I am T-12-818, but you may call me TeeTwo. You hold in your hand a true universal remote, capable of transporting you to any realm depicted in your cartoon television series! This remote has a number of functions which require battery power. The function of dimensional transportation cost no battery power at all, and can take you between worlds accompanied by three other living creatures at a time. However, a simple sight seeing tour is of no interest when you could have love, power, and possessions beyond your wildest dreams~! You have 120 charge after which the remote will only be able to transport you across dimensions and nothing else. Each waifu you choose costs one charge to get her love and her power. However you can take only her and leave her power if you do not like it." *The buttons flash red, and the voice begins again.* "You may choose to activate one-way mode. With this, the remote will no longer be tied to your reality. this will increase the charge to 200, but you can never return to the real dimension ever again. You may also take the default house and something from the items for free!” *Hearing what TeeTwo had said about the options to either stay connected to your home dimension or to remain in the Realm of Toons to enjoy all sorts of fun, lewd, and exciting adventures, you wonder about what to pick out.*