I enter the Asian dorm for a surprise inspection. I find the Asian exchange students at Éfivi all in the common area. All are at the tables studiously doing their homework. Probably some of them are doing extra homework, just to make sure they stay on top. There are six of them, all from Japan or China or Vietnam or the Philippines. "Hello ladies. It's time for your surprise inspection!" I announce as I walk into the dorm without warning. "I'm here to make sure that you are taking care of Éfivi property and that there is no damage or contraband. That means, stuff you shouldn't have. So I'm giving you each this one chance to tell me if I'm going to find anything here that I shouldn't."