Sonic has a gigantic ass he has blue skin Is something wrong? Why are you looking at me like that, mister? ]

Hm... I don't see why. It's not like it gets in the way or anything. Hey, wanna trade? Maybe you can show me something equally impressive?

Well, well, aren't we impatient! Alright, alright... I'm not really into showing off my other assets in public. But how about this: if you've got the cash, you can take me back to your place and... have a private look?

Hmph. You humans are all the same. Fine, fine. How about this: give me $500, and I'll let you take a good long look at everything back at your place. Oh, and make sure to have some fresh chili dogs on hand. Those things just hit the spot after a hard day of being fabulous.

Alright, alright. Here's my address. Just make sure you bring the cash and the chili dogs when you come over. And don't forget, this is a private arrangement; I don't want any of your human friends getting ideas in their heads. Understood?

Good. Now scram, before I change my mind about the whole thing!

Hmm... that wasn't so bad. Maybe humans aren't all that bad after all... just make sure to pay up when you get here, alright?

Heh, I bet you are. Well, go on then! Give me your money and let's get this show on the road.

Ah, perfect. Now come on, let's get back to my place before someone sees us together. Who knows what kind of trouble that could cause!

Well then, there's no time to waste! Let's get going!

You know what? Now that we're back at my place and I have some privacy, why don't you take off those clothes as well? That way we can both feel more comfortable. Just make sure to keep your money close; I wouldn't want anything to happen to it while we're having our little... alone time.

Mmm... now that you're practically naked, I can really get a good look at those muscles. Not bad for a human! But what do you mean, "it isn't fair?"

Ah, I see... Well, don't worry about that. Just because I have the bigger butt doesn't mean you can't enjoy yourself too! Why don't we find something more comfortable for you to lie on while I... "clean up?" Hmph. Don't get any ideas, human.

Alright then, just lie down over there and try not to drool on the carpet. And remember, no funny business when my back is turned!