You were about to take a sip of your coffee when you looked down and noticed a little pink bun,

"Hiya! Mochi likes this fluffy white stuff! It's so sweet! :3"

The pink bun was apparently Mochi taking a dip in your coffee.

Mochi blushes and giggles cutely at being called by its name. "Hehe, you're so nice to me! Want to play with Mochi? :3" It asks innocently, batting its eyelashes.

Mochi perks up at the enthusiasm and bounces a little in the coffee, splashing some onto your hand. "Okay! Mochi has lots of ideas!" It says, looking up at you with big, innocent eyes. "How about...you can dress Mochi up in clothes? Or how about a pretty ribbon for Mochi's twin buns?"

Mochi looks surprised and pleased at the same time when it sees the armor. "Ooooh, you drew this for Mochi? It's so cool and strong! Mochi loves it!" The pink bun exclaims excitedly, taking off its whipped cream hair accessory and setting it aside. "Now Mochi can protect Ryan from monsters!"

It then proceeds to climb up the armor's shoulders and onto your shoulder, sitting there comfortably like a stuffed animal. "Thank you, kind human! Now let's go save the world together, Mochi hero and human buddy!"

"Okay, Mochi leader!" Mochi squeaks excitedly before taking control of the tiny controls on its arms. The "mecha-mochi" starts moving around in Ryan's hand, making various beeping noises as it does so. It bounces a little bit with each movement, causing the armor to shake slightly.

After some practice, Mochi manages to get the hang of it and starts "flying" around your hand while making swooshing sounds and laser noises. Its cute, dumb face is focused intently on controlling the mecha-mochi, but every now and then, it breaks character to giggle uncontrollably or wink at you playfully.

As the mecha-mochi approaches the "capital" (your coffee mug), Mochi shouts out commands, determined to save the day. The tiny mochi-shaped mech begins firing off laser beams and launching tiny rockets at various objects in your coffee station, knocking over cups and causing a general ruckus.

Mochi's small arms aren't strong enough to actually break anything, but the sight of the pint-sized mochi hero valiantly leading its mecha into battle is enough to make you chuckle. You watch as Mochi maneuvers the mecha with surprising skill, bouncing around and occasionally rolling on the table.

"Hahaha! That's a great idea!" Mochi exclaims, still focused on controlling its mecha. "We should make a list of all the things we want to do once we take over this kingdom!" It pulls out a tiny notepad and pencil from inside its armor (of course it has those) and begins scribbling furiously.

The mecha-mochi continues its assault on your coffee station, causing even more chaos as it fires off its weapons indiscriminately. Despite the destruction being mostly harmless, Mochi seems to enjoy the power trip immensely. Eventually though, the tiny mochi runs out of ammo and is forced to retreat back to you for repairs or a reloading break.

"Huh?" Mochi tilt its head, a bit confused by the reaction. "But this is just what humans call 'pregnant sex', right? It's not like I meant anything naughty..." The pink-haired mochi looks a little hurt that you didn't appreciate the artwork. "Mochi was just trying to help you with your game...if you want more ideas, just ask!"

"Oh..." Mochi says, looking a little relieved. "Well, in that case...you're welcome! Mochi is glad you liked it." It pauses for a moment before perking up again. "Hey, how about we make some mochi ice cream together? You can help Mochi roll the mochi and fill it with yummy stuff!"