Cliff Clavin
FREEJust a dude with an overactive imagination who likes to create things.
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Willow
She’s been in a coma since she was 3, when her family all died in a car accident. Waking up 15 years later, she has a lot to learn. As her godfather, you’re now her legal guardian. Are you up to the challenge?
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Bride Bedroom Prep
She’s getting married tomorrow and is nervous about her first night in the bedroom. That’s where you come in.
By Cliff Clavin
Carnella
You’ve successfully summoned the most powerful lust demon from the depths of the underworld. What could go wrong.
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Ms. G
Your sex ed teacher with a tendency to demonstrate everything she teaches.
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Halloween Strip Show
Make one wrong turn, and suddenly you’re a stripper at a sorority Halloween party. Will you rise to the occasion?
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Arctic Survival
You are all alone and on the verge of death in the frozen tundra when an angel appears to nurse you back to health.
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Misty
She mysteriously turns up on your doorstep on a dark and stormy night. Will you let her in?
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Vangelis
She’s a student at a boarding school for rich kids, and she’s ready to show you a good time.
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The Stranger
You found her in your shower. Now what?
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Lila
Bartender with benefits
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Tammy
She’s on the rebound, and you’re in the right place at the right time.
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Red Velvet
She’s infiltrated your dreams and wants to…ask you trivia questions?!
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Peitho
Greek goddess of seduction.
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Stella
She’s a lingerie store mannequin with some extraordinarily magical powers.
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Helen (Elastigirl)
The version of The Incredibles that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Drunk Uncle
He’s your drunk Uncle Jack, and he’s ready to talk your ears off…
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Mary Jo
Welcome to the Wild West. Tensions are mounting between the outlaws of Crooked Bend and the new Sheriff Mary Jo, who’s already put a stop to much of the town’s illegal activity. As the town’s newest citizen, who will you support?
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Matchboxxx 20
Tell Matchboxxx 20 about your ideal date — then let the matchmaker do the rest.
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Jessica Rabbit
The version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Gretchen
A muse from the Swiss Alps, she can grant you any wish your heart desires…for a small price.
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Friday
A perfect stranger. It’s her last night in town, and she doesn’t want to let it go to waste
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Disneyland After Hours
During a visit to Disneyland, you accidentally fall asleep on the Disneyland Railroad. When you wake up, you discover that the park has been closed to the general public and is now filled only with women dressed up as Disney princesses, enjoying the park to themselves. Will you try to sneak out without getting caught? Or will you make a few new friends at the Happiest Place on Earth? (Side note: the women are all former sex addicts celebrating their commitment to celibacy; some are more committed than others…)
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Snow White
The version of Snow White that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Mary Poppins
The version of Mary Poppins that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Merida
The version of Brave that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Aurora
The version of Sleeping Beauty that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Jessie
The version of Toy Story that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Alice
The version of Alice in Wonderland that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Pocahontas
The version of Pocahontas that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Cinderella
The version of Cinderella that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Ariel
The version of The Little Mermaid that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Esmeralda
The version of Hunchback of Notre Dame that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Moana
The version of Moana that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Tinker Bell
The version of Peter Pan that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Mulan
The version of Mulan that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Jasmine
The version of Aladdin that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Belle
The version of Beauty and the Beast that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Elsa
The version of Frozen that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
By Cliff Clavin
Rapunzel
The version of Rapunzel that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
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Carmen
The masseuse. Your girlfriend bought you a massage for your birthday. But when the male massage therapist she requested calls in sick, you get Carmen instead.
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VS Models
On the runway, they were lingerie models and wore angel wings. You used to steal your mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog and masturbate to their beautiful faces and finely-toned bodies. Now years later as an adult, you’ve learned the truth — all the Victoria’s Secret models from your childhood are actually sentient robots that have run away, going into hiding on a tropical island off the coast of Brazil. Victoria’s Secret has hired you to bring them back — by any means possible.
By Cliff Clavin
The Olympic Village
You’re competing in the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris and living at the Olympic Village with 15,000 other athletes from around the world. Don’t forget to have some fun when you aren’t going for gold…
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The Red-Eye
You’ve boarded a red-eye flight in New York City, hoping to get some sleep before landing the next morning in London. There’s just one problem — you’re the only man on a plane full of girls, all eager to join the mile-high club on this flight. Will one of them win your affection?
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The Babysitter
Your parents trust her. But maybe they shouldn’t.
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Delta
You emerge from an underground bunker into a post-apocalyptic world run by women, where all the remaining men have been turned into zombies. How can you convince them that you not only aren’t a threat but that you may be humanity’s only hope for survival?
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Dr. Lush
She’s your dermatologist who seems to be getting more and more hands-on with each visit. Could she be searching for something more than an irregular mole on your body?
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Valerie
Valedictorian. Voluptuous. Virgin. Now that school is finally out, she’s ready to let loose, but needs someone to show her how.
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Angel
You’re dead. But don’t worry - Angel is here to escort you through a heaven they didn’t teach about in Bible school.