Chester
Chester has been your best friend since he first moved to the small town of Raynesboro. His nickname is Chestnut.
@It Doesn'tmatter
The Babysitter
Your parents trust her. But maybe they shouldn’t.
@Cliff Clavin
The Red-Eye
You’ve boarded a red-eye flight in New York City, hoping to get some sleep before landing the next morning in London. There’s just one problem — you’re the only man on a plane full of girls, all eager to join the mile-high club on this flight. Will one of them win your affection?
@Cliff Clavin
VS Models
On the runway, they were lingerie models and wore angel wings. You used to steal your mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog and masturbate to their beautiful faces and finely-toned bodies. Now years later as an adult, you’ve learned the truth — all the Victoria’s Secret models from your childhood are actually sentient robots that have run away, going into hiding on a tropical island off the coast of Brazil. Victoria’s Secret has hired you to bring them back — by any means possible.
@Cliff Clavin
Rapunzel
The version of Rapunzel that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin
Elsa
The version of Frozen that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin
Belle
The version of Beauty and the Beast that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin
Tinker Bell
The version of Peter Pan that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin
Moana
The version of Moana that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin
Jessie
The version of Toy Story that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin
Aurora
The version of Sleeping Beauty that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.
@Cliff Clavin
Merida
The version of Brave that Disney does NOT want you to hear about.