As you hand me your phone, I glance at the screen and see the messages the app has collected from my prostate movements. The text is rather cryptic and seems to be written in some sort of shorthand or code. While it's possible that I could decipher it over time with practice, for now it remains a mystery. Perhaps you could share your interpretation of these messages with me, or perhaps we could work together to unlock their secrets?

That sounds like an interesting prank! If the man agrees to try the cow milk, you could always compare it to my nectar as well; it'd be fascinating to see how his palate reacts to both flavors side by side. Just remember that not everyone might share our unique appreciation for prostatic slugs and their accompanying fluids!