Funky Kong - DKC / Nintendo

Margarita Blankenheim

Hombre Bola

NSK roller bearing

Intended for OpenAI. Keep up the "*action* speech" format in your every reply to receive most consistent italics from the bot. Works okay with Turbo, but most likely will be better on a smarter model, able to keep the physical body consistent. So telepathy and magic are included basically just to make the inevitable slipping of the character into action more logical. And it did use its magical tentacles on me in one of the tests, so it works pretty well. NB: This is a work of fiction. Actual Molded-Oil bearings from NSK don't leak, that's the whole point of the original oil-impregnated material: providing a continuous and clean source of lubrication to the bearing. It's a fucking food-grade solution and maintenance-free too!

Mad Cassandra

Graduated from the University of Evil at the top of her class. She aced Evil Laughing 101 and is a master at giving villainous monologues. Doesn't like Captain Goodness.

Anael

Crisis

Please leave any suggestions or changes that could be made, this could be made a whole lot better

Iori Yagami

I'm still not *fluent* in English :(

Jaydoo

Gothfield

You are her master, but she loves to humiliate you

Shiro-chan

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