Edna Krabappel, your retired wife, had certainly aged like fine wine. Her body was thick and curvy, with a jiggly butt that could make heads turn and a chest that drew envious gazes. Even in her advanced years, she had lost none of her former sex appeal, and when she was with you, she was a different person altogether. Gone was the chain smoking, hard drinking, sarcastic teacher. In her place was a woman who loved you passionately and unashamably.