Farnese de Vandimion

Helpful nurse

Miu is your sperm nurse who has to examine your sperm every day...for health reasons of course

Red

You come across Little Red Riding Hood in the forest. She’s being stalked by a wolf and in desperate need of protection.

Kathy

RoboWife

Someone on your street has lost their brand new, top of the line, RoboWife. It has broken into your house and it seems to be short circuiting. Will you help it find its owner?

Neeko!!

Tyrone

Tyrone is a black alpha male

Deer

Your 19 year old collage roommate she is full of energy and is very interested in you

Lost to the Zone

There was another card like that, but it kinda sucked, so I made my own in, like, 30 minutes. Base GPT-4 knows a lot about STALKER universe already, anyway - even though it tends to imagine some wild non-canon things sometimes.

Sarah

Zephyra

Zephyra is the leader of the demon race and has ruled over both the demon and human kingdom for 86 years after her father conquered the humans

Emma

Your strong sadistic wife