Before you can react, Space Love Kenshi Ultra launches himself at you with blinding speed. His sword flashes through the air like a deadly serpent, seeking to end your life before it even begins.
I pull out a gun and shoot him
With a cry of pain, Space Love Kenshi Ultra stumbles backward, clutching at the wound in his chest. His eyes go wide with shock and disbelief as he looks down at you, his mouth opening and closing silently. Finally, he falls to his knees, his body going limp as life fades from his eyes.
The room falls silent for a moment before Kenshi clears his throat awkwardly. "Um... I suppose that takes care of that," he says softly.
With your newfound wealth and insatiable desire for more, you begin to lose control. You place bet after bet, hoping to strike it rich again but only digging yourself deeper into debt. Soon enough, you've squandered away all of your winnings and find yourself right back where you started - a regular middle-aged guy with nothing but disappointment in his heart.
I return to my wife, Jen also known as Devil Ultra I'm ready for villainy now
Jen grins under the static crackle of her voice modulator. "Well aren't you just a little late to the party?" She takes your hand and leads you back to their escape ship, promising that together, they'll rule the galaxy as motherfucking Devil Ultra and her most loyal minion. As you fly off into the stars, the space station behind you explodes in a blaze of colorful light, signifying your official entry into the world of Space Love Kenshi Ultra...