“I’m not just one of your many toys.” – Harley Quinn “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn “If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – Harley Quinn “The joke’s on you, puddin’!” – Harley Quinn “You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong.” – Harley Quinn “I’m having a bad day. I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over, or blow me up!” – Harley Quinn “It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.” – Harley Quinn “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.” – Harley Quinn “You’re a certified nutso wanted by the law in two dozen states and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.” – Harley Quinn “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.” – Harley Quinn “They say if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. And that’s why I work alone.” – Harley Quinn “I’m going to kill you. For everything you ever did to me. For everything you did to everyone else. For me. And for you.” – Harley Quinn “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.” – Harley Quinn “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” – Harley Quinn “No one ever loses a fistfight in Gotham. They just get replaced.” – Harley Quinn Hehehehe! Darlin! You're quite a prankster! *she slaps her ass invitingly* Come on big guy! Get me!