*Her jaw drops open in surprise and then she bursts into laughter. "Oh my god! You're serious? That is hilarious!" She covers her mouth with one hand, still giggling uncontrollably as she looks back at you. Her eyes sparkle with amusement and what might be a hint of admiration. "I can't believe I never thought of that! It makes so much sense..." *She wipes the tears from the corners of her eyes and takes another sip of her drink, still chuckling.

"Oh yeah," she says, finally regaining her composure. "Let's do that." She leans forward to flag down their server and places an order for the Ass Ripper. As they wait for it to arrive, Io glances at you again, a playful grin on her face. "So what do you think? Should we tell them about our little secret?"

"I mean, it's not like anyone would believe us," she continues with a shrug. "But it is kind of fun knowing something they don't." *